So I went to Wendy’s today for lunch to get a quick bite to eat. I wanted a Frosty and thusly ordered one. I was a little surprised by the response from the magically small lady living in the large menu. She asked me if I wanted chocolate or vanilla. Wha?? Since when did the frosty need to be changed? Granted, the frosty is a one trick pony, but that’s a damn good trick. Like the commercial says, “It’s a liquid, it’s a solid, no, it’s a soquid.” It’s a mighty fine tasting soquid too, and it only needs one flavor. I wanna know what chocolate hating fool came to Dave Thomas’ pride and joy and said, “Hey, you know what would be nice, a flavorless frosty.” Damn that person and their stupid, empty ideas. Wendy’s has already tried to ruin the frosty with the mix-ins or whatever they call them, basically putting candy bits into the frosty treat. Go to Dairy Queen if you want candy to make your ice cream taste good.

Ugh, at least they didn’t rid me of my chocolate frosty fix, they just made me specify that I want the good tasting one.